YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, WE MAY HAVE THE ANSWERS...

The number one question about our number two product line:

WHAT ARE BETTER THAN LEMONS™ PRODUCTS?

Better Than Lemons Products are edible gifts that resemble poop in a variety of different delicious forms such as piles, loads, or logs. Keep your friends entertained and everybody else guessing with anonymous Better Than Lemons™ Punny Poo™ Products!

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WHY SHOULD I SEND SOMEONE BETTER THAN LEMONS™ PUNNY POO™?

Three of many good reasons to send someone Better Than Lemons™ Punny Poo™ Products.

1. Sending something that resembles, um, you know is funny-especially when it's something tasty!

2. Better Than Lemons™ Punny Poo™ Products allow you to speak your mind.

3. They make a great conversation piece, and someone is always going to laugh!

WHY DID I RECEIVE BETTER THAN LEMONS™ PUNNY POO™?

You must have made an impression on someone that felt you were worth it!

IS IT LEGAL TO SEND BETTER THAN LEMONS™ PUNNY POO™ ANONYMOUSLY?

Our products are legal and last time we checked, it isn't illegal to send someone a gift that isn't prohibited by the United States government. Just don't harass someone or violate a legal restraint.

WHAT IS YOUR SHIPPING POLICY?

NOTE: We currently ship to US locations only.

Lead Times: 

All orders placed will usually ship from our facility located in central Florida within 2 business days.

Order Concerns/Errors: 

We can only rely on the information you provide us. Please verify the ship to address is correct before checking out. We are not responsible for shipping errors that are beyond our control. 

We provide tracking information with every order shipped. Should your package not arrive, please notify us immediately so that we can make an effort to resolve the matter.

If you have any concerns or questions about an order, please contact us immediately.

WHAT ARE THE TERMS OF SERVICE & ORDER POLICIES?

All orders are packaged and shipped with anonymous gift-giving in mind. 

When placing an order, keep in mind that you may not use our service to threaten, constitute harassment, violate a legal restraint, or for any other unlawful purpose. Your information will not be given to an outside third party unless we are required to do so by law. When you place an order through our site, you agree Better Than Lemons, and any associated agents, companies, brands, officers, and employees may not be held responsible for the content of any message, personalized phrase or for any reason whatsoever.

CANCELLATIONS, REFUNDS & RETURNS

Orders are processed and payment taken at time of order. Please be sure that what you order is exactly what you want as we are not usually able to process changes or cancellations.

All transactions are final. Because our products are for consumption and entertainment purposes, we do not accept returns and do not issue refunds.

If you have any concerns or questions about an order, please contact us immediately so that we can make an effort to resolve the matter.